MONKEYS
*Disclaimer: The following poems are in no way reflective of the true behaviour or personality of monkey’s, they shamefully follow stereotype and the social custom of comparing people to animals.
No offence was meant, now read the damn poems.
If I were a monkey,
What would I do?
Would I play with a bee?
Would I throw my own poo?!
I look at my knees
As hairy as you please
And consider the options, I do.
Monkeys in suits,
Monkeys in shirts,
We sit at our desks
Following our complex pursuits.
We huff and we puff,
We moan and we groan,
But really we’re just monkey’s in suits.